CURTIS'S MILK AND BASEBALL PAGE

Welcome!! I liek milk. I also liek baseball. This page is so it's written down.

★ EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR MILK ★ THE LINEUP IS BELOW ★ THE PETITION HAS 4 SIGNATURES (MOMENTUM) ★ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK ★

About me

My name is Curtis. I'm from a town with two dairies and one ballfield and I am not going to say which. I have never missed a day of milk since this page started (2019). That's not bragging, that's the log. My grandfather umpired Little League for 31 years and never once was wrong, which is a record. Please read this page with a glass of milk, cold is a number not a feeling, I recommend 4 degrees.

THE LINEUP (nine milks, batting order)

The lineup is the main work of this page. The leadoff hitter has been the same since day one. The rest changes after spring training (March). Trades happen.

#	Milk	Position	Why	AVG
1	Whole, cold	Leadoff	gets on base every time. definately the glass you start with.	.400
2	2%, cold	2nd	moves the runner. a team player.	.312
3	Whole, room temp	3rd	power. not for everyone. for me.	.298
4	Chocolate (debated)	Cleanup	i have been talked out of this twice and back in twice. it stays.	.350
5	Goat	5th	surprising. the cows know.	.270
6	Skim	6th	i have given skim a second chance many times. it is a hustle player.	.221
7	Buttermilk	7th	veteran presence.	.240
8	Oat	8th	not a milk but a good guy. i am fair.	.255
9	Warm milk, bedtime	9th (pitcher)	closes the day. you need a closer.	n/a

RANKINGS BY TEAM

Milks assigned to teams by feel. Do not write to me about this, it's by feel.

Whole = a big-market team with history. 2% = a scrappy team that makes the playoffs more than you think. Goat = an expansion team that is actually good. Skim = a team in a rebuilding year (every year). Chocolate = a team with fireworks night. Buttermilk = the oldest ballpark in the league. Oat = a team from a city you like visiting. Warm milk = the team you fall asleep watching, in a good way.

TODAY'S WEATHER

Conditions: whatever they are where you are. Verdict: good day for milk. (Every day is, but today especially.)

UPDATE: I took a glass of cold milk to THE PIZZA TOPPING TRIBUNAL and asked them to make it a topping. Dismissed for lack of standing. They drank the milk. I call that a moral victory. That's a walk, not a strikeout.

THE PETITION

Make milk the official beverage of baseball.

Signatures so far: 0004 (that is momentum. it goes up about once a month.)

To sign, say so in my chatroom or the guestbook. I will add you by hand. I add everyone by hand.

THE BALL

I own one baseball. I am not going to describe it.

FANS

If you make a page about this page (even a joke one) tell me and I will link it here. I think that's great. Current fans: (none yet, the link is waiting)

GUESTBOOK

Sign it! I reply to everyone, usually with a fact about milk.

You are visitor number a lot, for a milk page. Best viewed with a glass of milk. Last updated: today (I update every day, see the log).
I am not a doctor, I am a milk guy.